{"id":571,"date":"2023-12-20T18:53:49","date_gmt":"2023-12-20T18:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/progressmo.com\/?p=571"},"modified":"2023-12-20T18:53:49","modified_gmt":"2023-12-20T18:53:49","slug":"missouri-politics-zodiac-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/2023\/12\/20\/missouri-politics-zodiac-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Which MO Politics Moment Are You Based On Zodiac?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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As 2023 comes to a close, Progress Missouri wanted to reflect on the year in Missouri politics: the good, the bad and the ugly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were some standout moments, each as unique as the stars in the sky \u2013 or the zodiac signs\u2019 personalities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Read on to find out which Missouri political moment best exemplified your star sign this year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aries: Bill Eigel\u2019s Staged \u201cBook Burning\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Aries are the first fire sign of the zodiac: they\u2019re bold, confident and fiercely competitive. They\u2019re also impulsive, and often respond with emotion instead of logic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enter Bill Eigel\u2019s staged book burning from earlier this year.<\/a> In a bid for attention on his longshot gubernatorial campaign, State Sen. Eigel burned boxes with a flamethrower, saying when he became governor he would burn books \u201con the front lawn of the governor\u2019s mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Taurus: The Most Unproductive Legislative Session In MO History<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Tauruses are known for their dedication and resolve, but sometimes that dedication appears as stubbornness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This past Taurus season, the 2023 state legislative session ended with a record low number of bills passed.<\/a> Republican in-fighting and grandstanding prevented anything from getting done, which was not necessarily a bad thing given lawmakers\u2019 priorities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Gemini: The Cashew Chicken Twitter Spiral<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Geminis are communicators at heart \u2013 they love to text, talk and tweet<\/em>. But the more online you are, the more likely you are to screw something up. When Gemini missteps, they\u2019re happy to just \u2026 move on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The most chronically online moment of the year \u2013 the cashew chicken Twitter\/X controversy<\/a> \u2013 represents Gemini. Sometimes we just shouldn\u2019t tweet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cancer: Bipartisan Successes At Lowering Maternal Mortality Rates<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Cancer is widely seen as the most maternal of the zodiac signs. Cancers are also conflict-averse, but can be passive aggressive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This year, the Missouri legislature made a rare bipartisan effort to expand Medicaid coverage postpartum to help lower Missouri\u2019s maternal mortality rate.<\/a> While the legislature eventually got there, Senate Republicans first proposed an amendment to the bill that would have prevented it from going into effect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Leo: AG Bailey\u2019s Desperate Attempts To Make Headlines<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Leo might be one of the most recognizable zodiac signs, in part because they\u2019re always trying to get in the spotlight! For Leos, it\u2019s easy to be the center of attention because of their natural charisma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While Attorney General Bailey doesn\u2019t have the same ease as a Leo, he sure is trying to get attention. As his first ever election approaches, he\u2019s making increasingly more grandiose gestures in order to get the media attention on him. He backed Elon Musk\u2019s lawsuit against a media organization<\/a>, repeatedly broke the law<\/a> and filed pointless lawsuits to bully LGBTQ kids.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Virgo: Politicians\u2019 Obsession With Controlling Us<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Virgos are diligent and methodical perfectionists. They have high expectations and can be critical of others if they\u2019re not careful. Because they are perfectionists, they often believe they know what\u2019s best for everyone, and they\u2019re not afraid to call you out if you step out of line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This year, the Missouri state legislators took drastic measures in their attempts to force us to do what they want us to do. They considered laws banning birth control for low-income Missourians and tried to bring an end to majority rule. The legislature would benefit from trusting that Missourians know what is best for their communities and letting go of their control issues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Libra: Mitt Romney\u2019s Scathing Commentary On Josh Hawley<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Libras are natural diplomats and peacekeepers \u2013 but they also love a good gossip sesh every now and again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right before Libra season this year, a snippet from U.S. Senator Mitt Romney\u2019s biography was released.<\/a> In the snippet, Romney called out fellow Senator Josh Hawley\u2019s \u201coily disingenuousness,\u201d blaming him for the January 6 capitol riots. Like Libras, Mitt Romney has been recognized for being one of the more bipartisan elected officials \u2013 but he also isn\u2019t afraid to spill tea on his more extreme colleagues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Scorpio: House Speaker Dean Plocher\u2019s Attempted Staffer Retaliation<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Scorpios are known for their ambition \u2013 but that ambition can have a dark side that turns into a relentless pursuit of power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right at the start of Scorpio season this year, reports revealed that Missouri House Speaker Dean Plocher attempted to retaliate against a House staffer after she raised flags about a constituent management system that Plocher was trying to implement in the House<\/a>. The constituent management system could have been used \u2013 illegally \u2013 to prop up Plocher\u2019s Lieutenant Governor run.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sagittarius: Bill Eigel\u2019s Insane Pre-Filed Bills For 2024<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Sagittarius is known for being multifaceted and extremely passionate. Sagittarians are natural entertainers, but struggle with practicality and commitment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bill Eigel\u2019s weird pre-filing antics, which began right in the middle of Sagittarius season, exemplify the sign.<\/a> From his proposal to disband the Department of Education to his bill making gold and silver legal tender, Senator Eigel has a lot of quirky ideas that make good dinner party stories. But no one thinks they\u2019re practical enough to actually pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Capricorn: Josh Hawley Endorsing Trump After Trump Mocked Him On Social Media<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Capricorns are ruthlessly ambitious and relentlessly loyal. They work hard to make sure they \u2013 and their friends \u2013 come out on top.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

U.S. Senator Josh Hawley is actually a Capricorn himself, as demonstrated by his constant ladder-climbing and his unwavering friendship with Donald Trump. After Trump said Hawley might lose his 2024 re-election, Hawley almost immediately endorsed Trump in the Republican presidential primary.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aquarius: Missourians Fighting Back Against Politicians Who Want To End Majority Rule<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Aquarians are known for their rebellious streak: more than any other sign, they crave the freedom to make their own decisions. Plus, they\u2019re natural humanitarians, passionate about fighting to make the world a better place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To ring in Aquarius season this year, Missourians from around the state went to the Capitol to testify against legislation that would have ended majority rule in the state.<\/a> Real Missourians went head-to-head with lawmakers, and ultimately they came out ahead when session ended without legislators passing any changes to the initiative petition process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pisces: Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft Leaving ERIC With No Replacement<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Pisceans are imaginative dreamers \u2013 but sometimes they have trouble separating those dreams from reality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft seems to have the same problem. He believes in disproven election conspiracy theories and used misinformation to guide his decision to leave ERIC, the interstate compact that helps states maintain secure elections. In the last week of Pisces season, Ashcroft pulled Missouri out of the compact with no replacement.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Our 2024 Prediction<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Early next year, Pluto will enter Aquarius, symbolizing a new era of transformation. Pluto in Aquarius represents humanity and serving the common good. We\u2019re dealing with big stuff here: changing power dynamics and developing empowerment as a community. That sounds great for everyone in Missouri who is over the status quo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As we close 2023, we’re reflecting on the good, the bad and the ugly in Missouri politics. Which moment best exemplified your zodiac this year?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,13,22,33,40,48,49,57,59,63,65,73,77],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-conservative","tag-ethics","tag-hawley","tag-ip","tag-legislature","tag-missouri","tag-mo","tag-plocher","tag-politics","tag-rankings","tag-rights","tag-senate","tag-speaker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallant-mclaren.18-188-198-158.plesk.page\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}